Napoleon, la Waterloo, nu vedea bine batalia si ii cere unui ostean:

- Soldat, da`mi binoclul ca nu vad bine in zare!

La care osteanul, siderat:
- Mon Dieu, vous parlez roumain??


P.S. Asta e pe locul 1 in topul personal "bancuri seci si cretine pe care nu le-am inteles nici dupa 3 luni, iar altii le considera criminale." Nu, nu sint blond...

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